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Oh Yahtzee, you should do Diablo Immortal. It’s a little boring and the camera gets too close and it’s also the most insidious work of evil ever to be squeezed out of BeelzeBlizzard’s prickly black anus. Looks like you already know how you feel about this, viewers. Why should I make myself miserable all week just to reframe the established general opinion through a lens of idiotic jokes and progressively change the title to something irreverent. Let’s just list all the things I would have called right now: Diablo Immortal, Diablo Immoral, Diablo Impoverishing, Diablo Income Statement, Diablo In A Gadda Da Vida Baby. Now let’s move on and try to spread some much-needed positivity. And you know what makes me feel positive: new indie games that I hadn’t heard of before, but really like. The Escapist has a communal list of games to review that I always try to steal the juiciest carrots before the 3MR guys sober up Monday morning, and Neon White caught my eye when it described itself as a first-person shooter. And I have a growing interest in speedrunners, mostly because I feel like someone needs to keep an eye on these people before there’s an unexpected shortage of Mountain Dew and they burn all our cities to the ground.
#Neon #White #Score